Friday, September 18, 2009

"A Man's Got To Know His Limitations"

This post will be more interesting for some of you (the lifters) than others.

I'm in the gym this morning, about 8:40, setting up to do some glute-ham raises on the lat pulldown machine (I put my knees on the seat and my ankles under the pads that usually go on top of your knees). I have my headphones in, Jambi blaring. Can't hear anything.

Ahead of me at the benches are:
- a 35-40 y/old guy and a personal trainer, between sets of bench
- a 35-40 y/old woman stretching, using the bench and bar as props

So I get started doing my first set, lowering myself slowly(ish) and doing an explosive pushup off the floor to get myself up high enough that my hamstrings can take over. After a couple reps I witness this exchange (dialogue made up by me, since I couldn't hear).

Trainee (staring at me, to trainer, with skeptical, semi-mocking look): What the fuck is he doing?
Trainer (looking at me, getting a little smirk): It's a glute-ham raise, it's pretty legit
(patting his hamstrings): Works your hamstrings really well.
Woman (grins at me)
Trainee (staring at me, looking a little shocked and sick to his stomach): Holy shit
Trainer (looking self-satisfied): Want to try them?
--Warren finishes, removes headphones so I actually hear this next part.--
Trainee (shaking head, looking crestfallen): No, a man's got to know his limitations.
Woman (grins again and BENCHES 165 like 8 times)

It was awesome.

For those who don't know the exercise - kinda like this but as described with the lat pulldown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DAxF6bneY

Have a good day!

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