Pulled a WHAT?!

OMG I can't believe I forgot about this....

A couple of days ago, a kid comes in with his ankle all wrapped up.

I asked, "Jerry, what did you do to your leg?"

Jerry responds, "I pulled a testicle."

Trying not to laugh out loud, "I think you mean tendon."

"Uh, maybe a tendon. Tendon...testicle... (??? Puzzled expression). No, it was a testicle. I definitely pulled my testicle."

"Jerry, I'm pretty sure you mean tendon."

Jerry mumbles....

I had to get up and leave. He was never going to take my word for it.

And now he's going around telling everyone he pulled his testicle.